Hampton Stevens from Page 2 had this prediction for 2005:

July

• Anna Kournikova comes out of retirement, makes a dazzling run at Wimbledon and ends up in the finals against Sharapova. When a disputed call escalates into a full-on catfight, the two athletes bite, scratch and tear at each other's clothes, and then a quick-thinking ball boy sprays them with a garden hose. (Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?)