Another 3 day lay-off has resulted in some rather interesting developments. Paulian left yesterday around 6-ish. I wasn't around to see him off but I did manage to have one last 'session' with him the night before. During the night, Paulian achieved the distinction of being the Founding Father of the Lahore University of M_______ Sciences. Amongst the disciplines taught at this great institution, the primary one will be Physics. The area of concentration most closely studied in this program will be Oscillation--with close attention being paid to colliding bodies, elasticity and a special course in electricity taught by Zeeshan Q.
Chemistry--specifically the reactions of heat--will be the department under the guidance of the great Taha Akhtar. Economic supply and demand will be taught by the Sarmad "Not Haq" Arif. Mathematics, focused on calculus and curve plotting, will also be taught in this prestigious university.
Saad "Paulian" Ahmed will be responsible for the System Design department while also taking up duties as Founder and Dean.
On a tangential note, BREAST-OCTOPUSSSSSSSS!
2 comments:
i was trying not to elaborate too much on the role played in this scenario by Zeeshan Q. in retrospect, this entire discussion would not have started if he had not said one little thing to you polly. this is all HIS doing. though the Founding Father label still stays with you.
who the hell is the other sarmad? :-p
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