The proverbial fan is under attack by truckloads of not-quite-proverbial shit!

Seems I'm left to shower under the splashes of other people's excrements as well. Why is it that just when my life is going downhill, every single problem that anyone around me encounters must necessarily find its root in my existance?!

Upar wala jab bhi daita hai, chappar phar kay daita hai!