Breaking News:

It has just been reported that members of a muslim terrorist organization have discovered a new biological weapon and plan to use it on all of western civilization. The weapon has been tested on a limited popuation already this week. The results obtained were satisfactory tho not life-threatening. The effects of this biological weapon of mass destruction, a mild dose of which was administered to unsuspecting populace, have been reportedly deadly to westerners deemed to have a weaker digestive system than most people in the test-group.

We take this opportunity to warn all our readers of the imminent threat of this weapon. Please be sure that food items consumed do not have a LUMS-PDC logo on them and are in no way associated with that establishment.

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