So, we agree he's whipped--pussy-whipped. Sad it is indeed. I sort of know where he's at right now 'coz I've been there. I feel no real shame in saying it now but my puffy-eyed, sleepy and bone-tired friend needs some sleep. He needs to be able to sleep at normal, sensible times. He needs to be able to go to bed around 3.00 in the night and wake up for his classes at 8-ish. He needs to be able to sit with The Boys twice a week at The Office and just hang. He needs to be able to shoot some pool with The Boys without worrying about having to run off. I mean if you can't do Sticks'n'Balls with your Boys once in a while...

That's not to say I don't get where he's at and why he's doing all this--I do, man, I really do. Who could better than me? You love her like crazy, she loves you a whole lot, she's a fantastic woman and after all your pain you deserve her 'coz she's just that good. BUT when you're whipped, you're whipped and as I've said before, I reserve the right to point-and-laugh!

Being whipped when you're as much in love as you are is perfectly fine, boy. What troubles me is how bad your balls are tied up. It's like your nuts have been parceled off to the vilait along with your heart! I'm in an LDR of my own. Wayyy into it too. But, dude, I couldn't allow myself to be castrated quite the way you have been. When you stop checking out women and thinking of them in terms of potential action (even if you're not intending on following through)...

Pity!

You used to be a man!

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Completely unrelated, I've had this song in my head for the last 2 hours:

My friend's got a girlfriend
and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chic
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job

Well I guess it isn't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend's got a boyfriend man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job
oh yeah

I won't give ya no money I always pay
now now Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a job!

--Why Don't You Get a Job, Offspring

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Men's Room Graffiti #76281: "Duniya chand par pohanch gaee aur tu abhi tak tatti kar raha hai!"