So I got my very own, personal, brand new business cards today. What got my goat though is that the fuckers spelt my name wrong! Most annoying it is! I just don't understand people who spell Akhtar as Akhter. It's just WRONG. I mean look at it...

Akhtar

Akhter

Just look at the goddamn difference. How can anyone think that Akhtar should be spelt with that stupid, motherfucking 'e'??? How can anyone bear to have an 'e' in their name to begin with?!

I hereby move to ban all E's in people's names. I hereby also raise the motion that anyone who spells a name with an E will be outlawed. Repeated perpetrators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. And again.

Stupid fuckers ruined a bloody good day!