If you're normal, right about now you should be wondering: how old is this guy?
I'm 22.5 in Man-years. Inside- in reality -I'm only 9. No, wait. I'm 7.

Yes I watch ThunderCats and all other cartoons I can catch at any time in the day. I read Calvin and Hobbes and Big Nate and Baby Blues and random other comic strips. I even just open up the newspaper to flip onto the comics-page. I love candy and dessert and I hate vegetables and nagging adults.

At least I'm living my life the way I want to. How many of you can say that about yourselves? How many of you can claim to be the person you want to be? Think about that before you call me a screw-ball. Hell call me a screw-ball. I like that name. Reminds me of Loony Toons.

Abaddy...abaddyyy...abbadyyyy
That's All Folks.