Read this somewhere. Couldn't stop laughing!

I think incest jokes are about as funny as aunts in your pants, and bathroom jokes are about as funny as a bowel full of monkeys, and racial jokes are about as funny as calling a spade a spade, and VD jokes are about as funny as looking a gift whore in the mouth for herpes, and drug jokes are about as funny as losing your last needle in a haystack, and presidential assassination jokes are just as funny as a shot in the head. But I have to admit that religion jokes are funny as hell.