Meat Mubarak! =D
The bakras ae gone. The bael at my phuppi's is gone. It weighed a ton. I know 'cauze I carried 5 of the 7 portions of meat. I also divided up the seven portions of meat. Such goosht-khor heaven! I have blood stains on my clothes! =D
Huma: Shows you're a woman when you don't know how I know my poor deceased bakra was gay! =P
Next year, I become a qasai. The sort of people chopping up your favorite qurbani ka janwar into teeny tiny bits these days is incredible. I've encountered stories of a hindu qasai. Most of those klutzes don't know the front end of a cow from its rear. It's good money and I'm sure I can do it. If this teaching thing doesn't pan out, I might think of doing that full-time even.
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Haha.. That would be fun. I'll be the first one to hire you. And wouldn't be because you'd be really good or that you would know the janwar's front end from the back one. ;)
what if I was chinese?
Would you come and slaughter my roach?
Saad: i'll probablyk have a crowd of people running after me. that's how in-demand us qasai's ae around Eid.
Hani: Roaches, dogs, crickets, anything else you want. Anything but pigs though. I couldn't do that to my brothers!
Mr. Akhtar i suggest a joint venture. Brothers in arms move to qasai-ing.
Also in addition i found out last night that i make great bbq.
So it'll be qurbani and bbq.
Also, dogs are out. So no dogs or pigs. The rest, bring 'em on.
What say you?!
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