I need a punching bag. Or the slime responsible for bijli and mobilink.

Neither service is available from noon everyday till about 4pm. If this were a random, one-time occurrence, I'd curse and swear and be done with it. When the same thing happens everyday at precisely the same time, I want to boil the bastards responsible in their own piss and then make them eat what remains of themselves.

Mardoodoon, tumhein keeray parain. Kuttay tumharo qabar par pishaab karain. Tumhara bistar bichoon ka gharonda bun jaye. Tumharay tattay jhullas kar chowaray bun jayain. Tumharay muun mein pakhanay ki badboo buss jaye. Tumhara har rooz khatna ho. Tumhari saat pushtoon ko bowaseer lag jaye....

KEERAY PARAIN!!!